I patch and login from a break to find that there are vests… Vests… Most holy of fancy waistcoat accessory.
And they’re a store item.
At least they finally added a pet inventory and the ability to toggle on/off your weapons in appearance.
…I woke up with a demonic voice a half octave lower and full of gravel.
This might be useful.
Some work their entire lives to sound like that. You are so lucky. Now, smooth it out with some whiskey, so you can seduce people, just like Said.
Do I need to drop a “With great power comes great responsibility” line? Be careful with that.
in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful.
the more mind-obliteratingly stupid we find you, the more descriptive we get. “bless your precious, sweet, mama-loving heart” means we’re not 100% certain how you possess enough intelligence to draw breath.