matovilka

I must have breathed too much Filth last night…

matovilka:

secretworld-observer:

…I woke up with a demonic voice a half octave lower and full of gravel.

This might be useful.

Some work their entire lives to sound like that. You are so lucky. Now, smooth it out with some whiskey, so you can seduce people, just like Said.

Do I need to drop a “With great power comes great responsibility” line? Be careful with that.

thelaughingcyborg

heatherbat:

smalltownbigguy:

in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful. 

the more mind-obliteratingly stupid we find you, the more descriptive we get. “bless your precious, sweet, mama-loving heart” means we’re not 100% certain how you possess enough intelligence to draw breath.